Reader of the Month: Mark R.

(Above) From Left to Right: Random, Random, Mark, Random, Random. This picture isn't creepy one bit.

Dear Readers,

I have created this section because of the enormous bust formerly called my "ask me anything" section. The only question that I got was from Josh Silver, and all he wanted was a cable check...check's in the mail, Josh...maybe.

I have noticed that Mark has left the most feedback in my comments section and showed the most interest in my boredom-driven endeavor. So in my gratitude, I see it fit to reward him by stroking his ego a bit with a side of ribbing.

His dedication to this site is a reflection of the kind of man he is: Bored. His late night checking and re-checking is a testament to our friendship and frankly, makes it hard for me to not update; I wouldn't want to leave Marcus without stuff to do.

Upon receiving this honor, he had this to say:

"Two little mice fell in a bucket of cream. The first mouse quickly gave up and drowned. The second mouse, wouldn't quit. He struggled so hard that eventually he churned that cream into butter and crawled out. Gentlemen, as of this moment, I am that second mouse. "

Unsure of what his quote means, I'll end it with this...A great man, a great friend, and a natural-born leader, I am proud to announce Mark as my first Reader of the Month.


Now, use the label below and send me burritos, jerk...