Stand and Deliver: An Important Week (Part 1)

This week, I've found myself embracing a certain milestone in my life: my first real job. Sure, bouncing and bartenders seems like real work but no job where you can smell like booze and it be acceptable should be considered real work. Teaching, as explained to me, is one of the most important jobs in the world. I have the ability to shape young minds and give them the tools necessary to succeed in this world. For me, I'm giving these children an exceptional tool: the ability to use conversational English in this modern society, where the communication barrier has been shattered by globalization through technology.

What's all that mean?

I'm teaching these kids how to give high-fives and say "what's up, dude". That's right, I'm turning these potential CEO's, Scientists, and Doctors into lowly, football watching, frat party loving, all around fun college party dudes (and dude-ets). I am still able to sleep at night. The children's inability to lay on a decent High-Five has led me to my new goal in life: make these kids cooler. We'll see how much they can learn from me (I can picture your comments already).

Disclaimer: The picture above is way to cute to have in a dude's blog. Dudes should refrain from making comments about it because yup, I already know.